How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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