we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We were destined to go to rehab together
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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