Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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