Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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