I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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