4 words: hood of his car
this just has baby written all over it
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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