is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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