I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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