Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Please don't give away my fajitas
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