A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You can't special order awesome
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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