Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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