Is it normal to miss your booty call?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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