His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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