yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.