I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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