imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine