so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.