ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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