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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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