There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize