My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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