a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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