Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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