Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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