i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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