So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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