yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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