Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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