shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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