so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Bang-toberfest begins!!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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