don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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