I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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