And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Shame - the story of my life.
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