Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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