it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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