someone get that fucking seahorse.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
