Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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