Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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