My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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