Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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