just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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