NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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