I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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