Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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