Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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