We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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