How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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