I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
