Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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