Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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