the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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