We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I think my moral compass just broke
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