i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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