Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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