I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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