just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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